Kids say the silliest things!

1.  HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?


  -You got to  find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should  like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip  coming.
-- Alan, age  10


-No person  really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides  it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck  with.
-- Kristen, age 10


2.  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three  is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10


3.   HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether  they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8


4. WHAT  DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

  Both don't  want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8


5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

  -Dates are  for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even  boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)


-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10


6.   WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

  -When  they're rich.
--  Pam, age 7

-The law  says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
-  - Curt, age 7

-The rule  goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have  kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-  - Howard, (Wright?), age 8


7.   IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better  for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after  them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless  you child )


8.  HOW  WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET  MARRIED?

There sure  would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age  8


9.  HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your  wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck
.  --  Ricky, age 10

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