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Confucius say: Man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts.

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelle finger.

Confucius say:  War not determine who right, war determine who left.   - thats a clever one!

Confuscius say: Cow with no legs, ground beef.

Confuciuce say: Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.  - that ones for you mama;)

Confucius say: Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day long.

Confucius say: Man who sleep in bed of nails is holy.